Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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