the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I will pee on everything he values.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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