question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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