My sheets look like a crime scene.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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