so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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