have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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