i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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