So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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