i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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