wanna go halves on a baby?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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