I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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