Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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When did angry sex become our thing?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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