You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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