your parents love me but you hate me
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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