Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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