I'm so fucking centered right now
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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