Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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