also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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