Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
is that a dick in a sweater?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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