There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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