The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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