It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.