Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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