check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
they're like a gay fantastic four
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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