You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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