i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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