What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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