its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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