I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Your penis caused this!
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