At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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