This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Randomize
