dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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