Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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