This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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