3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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