3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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