I hate your face
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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