i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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