ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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