Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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