i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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