ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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