Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We had to coat check the pizza.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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