Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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