Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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