wat bout pragnant strippers??
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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