Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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