Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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