I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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