at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
