Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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