everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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