My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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