Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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